god not having technology sucks sometimes. during four hour car rides for example.
my sister graduated. I have 19% battery on my phone for a 4 hour car ride. Caitlyn, I’ll probably get home around tenish I think.
my grandpa just saw all the diplomas in their folders on stage and said “wow, look at all the pizzas they’ve got up there.”
I’m listening to You and I in the car right now and I sang the line “maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you if you know what I mean” and my dad said “race turtles?”
I might fall asleep during my sister’s graduation today but oh well
I think I might legitimately be pulling an all nighter for no reason right now why can’t I sleep omg
the “nothing good ever happens to you, you stupid fucking idiot” part of me is thinking that this happening is too good to be true and I’m getting nervous but at the same time OH MY GOD I HOPE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Anonymous asked: oh well thats good then I'm glad you're happy !
Anonymous asked: can't tell if thats sarcasm , i generally wouldnt say convulsing is a good thing?!
Anonymous asked: sounds exciting, whatever is going on
OH MY GOD OH. MY. GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WHAT IS HAPPENING MY LIFE I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS NO ONE AWAKE THAT I CAN TEXT ABOUT THIS
maybe I just shouldn’t sleep tonight, I mean, what’s the point
literally what is happening right now
I might throw up
omg I can’t even explain to you guys how happy I am for April, like I remember the day I got chosen to be DM and I was so excited, I think I’m more excited for April right now, she just deserves it so much
I have to be up in four hours I just
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
life man, ya feel?
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
CAITLYN I HAVE TEXTED YOU LIKE TWENTY TIMES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
I went into the desert to forget about you. But the sand was the color of your...– Jeffrey Eugenides (via solemnness)
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.
daddyfuckedme: dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
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