Jordan. i blog about books and Disney and Broadway and music. i really like hedgehogs and cute boys in glasses. my life is comedic relief.
“You know, in all seriousness: everyone got hurt on this movie, everyone was scarred, everyone went through a little bit of physical kind of pain. But if you’re talking about something life-changing… something huge, you know, something that really had a deep effect on all of us - not only the person it happened to, but the crew and most of the Western hemisphere - Orlando breaking his rib was huge.” Dominic Monaghan
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
“I have always imagined love to be like the love that Belle and Beast had for each other. I just wish true love was a real thing, that we could all have.”
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:
Grand Theft Auto Canada: Sure You Can Borrow It
is this marijuana gluten free
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Strawberry & Nutella Heart Shaped French Toast Tutorial
What a lovely, simple treat for Mother’s Day day…. just to show how much u care x)
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
she’s the girl in our math problems
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
