Jordan. i blog about books and Disney and Broadway and music. i really like hedgehogs and cute boys in glasses. my life is comedic relief.
And here we see two lovely ladies cosplaying as a theatre vocal warm up.
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can’t stop thinking about the cows just getting up like nothing happened
Mitt I heard you have a 5 year plan
You know who else had a 5 year plan?
motherfucking Stalin
Mitt I heard you have a binder full of women
You know who else had a binder full of women?
motherfucking Regina George
Mitt I hear you like trees and industry.
You know who else liked trees and industry?
The goddamn Once-ler.
I don’t need any motherfucking thneeds, Mitt.
Motherfucking thneeds.
“Soul Meets Body” by Death Cab for Cutie
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all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
I HARDLY THINK I NEED TO EXPLAIN MY METICULOUSLY CURATED AND PATHOLOGICALLY THOROUGH GILMORE GIRLS FAN WEBSITE TO A PHILISTINE LIKE YOU.
AND NOW AT LAST IT COMES. YOU WILL GIVE ME THE RING FREELY!
IN PLACE OF THE DARK LORD YOU WILL SET UP A QUEEN. AND I SHALL NOT BE DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORNING AND THE NIGHT! FAIR AS THE SEA AND THE SUN AND THE SNOW UPON THE MOUNTAIN! DREADFUL AS THE STORM AND THE LIGHTNING! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH.
ALL SHALL LOVE ME, AND DESPAIR!
myexistanceisanactofrebellion:
That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot
wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??
It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
man.
YEAH, THIS IS PAM? UP ON 20? MY PRINTER ISN’T WORKING?
Were all of those questions supposed to be statements?
THEY WERE? THIS IS HOW I TALK?
Right. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
WILL THAT HELP?
